Many of you know of the group of 'cuddly', 'friendly' Telletubbies. Perhaps your children watch the show. Perhaps you watch the show. Perhaps (like me) You despise the show and avoid it whenever possible.

Many people have known for a long time that Tinky Winky, the purple Telletubbie was gay. Well, at least they thought they knew. You see, Tinky Winky being gay was just a very clever way of covering up the truth.

But what is the truth? Incase you haven't figured it out by the title of this page, or the subtitle of this page, the truth is that Tinky Winky is not really gay, but rather he's a rabid, blood-thirsty serial killer. In short, Tinky Winky eats people.

I know, at first it sounds far-fetched. But once you see all this shocking new evidence, you'll know the truth as well as I do.

So you see, it's painfully obvious. I also suspect that TW might be responsible for such other horrors as the killing of Jean-Bennet Ramsay, pollution, the Y2K problem, and most major natural disasters. But I don't really have as much evidence to back that up.

When Telletubbies Attack is a completely fictional page by kimiki mia. Tinky Winky is copywright someone other than myself. He is not really rabid, he's probably just gay.